supernurd.

May 09

Thoroughly enjoyed last night’s impromptu crawfish boil. Note to self: don’t bet someone 3 shots of whiskey that I can beat them in a game of Yu-Gi-Oh! It won’t go over well.

May 01

I needed this today. #redbull #blueberry #redbullgivesyouwiiings

Apr 17

Just found out this was on Netflix. I know what I’m doing for the rest of the evening. (at 1602 Lemon Tree Ln)

Apr 16

chding:

I CANT BREATHE

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mindfangz:

i fuckin see u there dexter go back to ur own goddamn show

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Apr 15

pinkbeandesu:

Okay. (The igns)

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Apr 01

thatkrunkkid:

unexcite:

having-wanderlust:

smoshtasticbro:

I tried to scroll over this..

we all tried…

its impossible to scroll over this

everyone

has

tried

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• dumbledore: sit down you little fucks i ain't done yet
• dumbledore: to hermione granger thank fuck you read books or else these two dipshits would be dead by now here have 50 points or something
• dumbledore: to ron weasley for being an awesome chess player here bro let's fist bump you a little smart ginger 50 points for you too
• dumbledore: next for harry potter cuz i know i'm only breeding you to die and i feel bad bro here have 60 points sorry about your shitty life xoxo
• dumbledore: and neville here have like 10 points cause i hate slytherin and i need an excuse for gryffindor to win okay dumbledore out

WHO SHOULDN’T BE RIDING THEIR BIKE NOW, ASSHOLE.

THERE’S A TIME AND PLACE FOR EVERYTHING, FUCKSTICK.

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blabvoid:

tonyfromstatefarm:

me participating in a group project

this was funny then i read the caption it was funnier

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